where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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