I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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