If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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