Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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