My hair reeks of homosexuality.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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