This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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