talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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