do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
