So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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