I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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