i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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