Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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