sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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