i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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