The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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