Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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