im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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