Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
