so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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