Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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