ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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