he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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