At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
even my farts smell like vagina
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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