I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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