just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
