People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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