Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I love having hate sex.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I love you.
Bad choice
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