I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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