"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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