You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
