I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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