You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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