Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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