Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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