I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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