am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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