Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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