# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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