I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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