After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
