I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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