I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
