I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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