Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
