I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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