so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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