If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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