How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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