She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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