i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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