I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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