i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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