Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize