someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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